Sarcastic Calories T-Shirt — "If being Sarcastic burned Calories... I would be Transparent"
Dark Chocolate / S
$22.88
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Lightweight and lived-in, this tee speaks with dry wit. The simple, bold text—"If being Sarcastic burned Calories... I would be Transparent"—sits center-stage on a soft black canvas, making the joke clear without shouting. It drapes easily over shoulders and stays comfortable all day thanks to ring-spun cotton and a classic crew neckline. Wear it to loosen up a workday, start conversations over coffee, or layer under a jacket for low-key sarcasm on cooler nights. The tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the shape honest after repeated wears, and the tear-away label means no itch at the neck—only the punchline.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seamed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF sleeve/neck prints where applicable
- Oeko-Tex certified materials and EU 2-year warranty; meets safety and chemical compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Sarcastic Calories T-Shirt — "If being Sarcastic burned Calories... I would be Transparent"
$22.88
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seamed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF sleeve/neck prints where applicable
- Oeko-Tex certified materials and EU 2-year warranty; meets safety and chemical compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean