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The relaxed, garment-dyed cotton feels like an old favorite from the first wear, while the understated front text — “Being a Functioning adult everyday seems a bit excessive” — lets you announce your mood without shouting. It sits easily over jeans or sweatpants and layers under a cardigan or flannel for mornings that need low effort and honest humor. Lightweight but substantial, this shirt becomes the go-to when you want comfort, a little self-aware wit, and an everyday piece that actually gets worn.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a broken-in look and soft texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durable shape\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis 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